Please note, this is a review of a product for cheap online divorce, that I have used, but if you want, go straight there, then here’s a link for ya.
Why am I writing this? Well simply because I love the guys at completecase.com, and when I was in a sitation where I may have lost everythig due to my pending divorce, and had no cash for fancy lawyers (who has?) – I eventually found these guys, and man did it work. But I’m getting ahead of myself …
Be warned it may get nasty, and I may even call my ex wife an idiot – but then I was moron so I think its pretty fair (still with me?).
Well it all started a few years ago when my wife angrily woke me from my beer induced coma-sofa (told you I was a moron), with the news that she was leaving me. In those days I drank too much, played in a band, and generally had fun, but being as my wife was at my side for most of this, I didn’t see it as a problem, and she never bothered to mention that it was!
It had gotten too much for her, and rather than face the fact that she may have had a problem just like I did, she thought she’d remove the temptation, and that way she could feel better about herself I guess.
I came to terms with her leaving me, but couldn’t quite understand why as she put it: “I’ll take you for everything you have”. I had lint and a toffee wrapper in my pocket at the time, so I offered those as compensation along with a shrug and a good luck. But secretly I was terrfied, yes I had nothing, but was she going to be able to demand more than I had? Did I need an additional 13 jobs to pay for her comfort and solitude?
No.
I found a lawyer, and he quoted me an aproximate 2-4 grand. I had the lint with me when he told me, but I didn’t think he’d find it amusing, so I went home without a lawyer, to a wife who now hated me, and wanted me out asap.
Luckily for me a friend showed me these guys – a complete divorce solution, with no need for lawyers, no need for a ton of money I didn’t have, and no need to be with my wife any longer than required.
I handed over a little cash…
For a speedy service, there’s an online form filling application, based on your location, and it was easy. I could do everything online, and as I had a password and all, I could go back and finish it if I didn’t make it in one sitting. Plus I had help every step of the way if I needed it.
I uploaded the forms to their server thingy, and they checked the application for me, and made a note of any corrections – as I am not an internet guy – there were a few, but they handled them, and sent me the originals in the post along with the court details such as address, opening hours, fees, and general hand holding etc, for my area.
They told I me didn’t need a lawyer for this, and I could file for divorce at the court and that pretty much would be it.
WTF?
Seriously, it was as straight forward as I’ve just outlined, and it cost a measly $247 for everything. The divorce was approved, no lawyer got rich, and I didn’t get poor, and now the idiot and the moron don’t have to see each other any more…
Man I miss her sometimes.
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