Please note, this is a review of a product for cheap online divorce, that I have used, but if you want, go straight there, then here’s a link for ya.

Why am I writing this? Well simply because I love the guys at completecase.com, and when I was in a sitation where I may have lost everythig due to my pedning divorce, and had no cash for fancy lawyers (who has?) – I eventuallyt found these guys, and man did it work. But I’m getting ahead of myself …

Be warned it may get nasty, and I may even call my ex wife an idiot – but then I was moron so I think its pretty fair (still with me?).

Well it all started a few years ago when my wife angrily work me from my beer induced coma-sofa (told you I was a moron), with the news that she was leaving me. In those days I drank too much, played in a band, and generall had fun, but being as my wife was at my side for most of this, I didn’t see it as a problem, and she never bothered to mention that it was!

It had gotten too much for her, and rather than face the fact that she may have had a problem just like I did, she thought she’d remove the temptation, and that way she could feel better about herself I guess.

I came to terms with her leaving me, but couldn’t quite understand why as she put it: “I’ll take you for everything you have”. I had lint and a toffee wrapper in my pocket at the time, so I offered those as compensation along with a shrug and a good luck. But secretly I was terrfied, yes I had nothing, but was she going to be able to demand more than I had? Did I need an additional 13 jobs to pay for her comfort and solitude?

No.

I found a lawyer, and he quoted me an aproximate 2-4 grand. I had the lint with me when he told me, but I didn’t think he’d find it amusing, so I went home without a lawyer, to a wife who now hated me, and wanted me out asap.

Luckily for me a friend showed me these guys – a complete divorce solution, with no need for lawyers, no need for a ton of money I didn’t have, and no need to be with my wife any longer than required.

I handed over a little cash…

For a speedy service, there’s an online form filling application, based on your location, and it was easy. I could do
everything online, and as I had a password and all, I could go back and finish it if I didn’t make it in one sitting. Plus I had help every step of the way if I needed it.

I uploaded the forms to their server thingy, and they checked the application for me, and made a note of any corrections – as I am not an internet guy – there were a few, but they handled them , and sent me the originals in the post along with the court details such as address, opening hours, fees, and general hand holding etc, for my area.

They told I me didn’t need a lawyer for this, and I could file for divorce at the court and that pretty much would be it.

WTF?

Seriously, it was as straight forward as I’ve just outlined, and it cost a measly $225 for everything. The divorce was approved, no lawyer got rich, and I didn’t get poor, and now the idiot and the moron don’t have to see each other any more…

Man I miss her sometimes.

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